There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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