- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Death by kayak

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Knock Knock.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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