- Anti Joke

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

my penis

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.