What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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