Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Communism hehe xd

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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