Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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