- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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