- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What's 9+10? 19

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