- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

womens rights

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

miha kako si?

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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