- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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