- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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