- Anti Joke

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.