- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

^ That's not even funny ^

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

a black man pays his child support

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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