What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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