Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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