Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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