- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Jimmy Saville

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Weaner

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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