What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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haha black people :D

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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