- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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