Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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