- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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