- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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