Guess what? I like trains.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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