- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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