Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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