Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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outside your comfort zone

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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12 in general

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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