What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

oh hey.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

binladin walks into the american seals

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Anti Joke

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