- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

steven hawking walks into a bar

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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