Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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