- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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