Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

woman's lacrosse

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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