- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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