- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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