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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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