- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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