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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Knock Knock. Come in.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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