knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Let's say you're inside a building and you are lost. You need to find directions to get out. But the building is so big almost like a maze or labyrinth. You start walking until you see 2 doors and each door is guarded by a man. Now in between the 2 doors is a message on the wall. It says: "Dear friend, I assume that you are lost and want to get out. There is hope! You have an option to choose one of these doors guarded by these men. You may ask one of these men which door leads to freedom. However, 1 guard ALWAYS tells a lie and 1 guard ALWAYS tells the truth. If you are to choose the wrong door, you will be locked in the building forever. So choose wisely and ask the right question. Good luck! Sincerely, the owner of the building." So you think to yourself and try to figure out what the hell did you get yourself into. This is a very tricking situation. You have one liar and one honest man. How can you tell which is lying and with is telling the truth? After minutes of confusion and thinking, you have finally decided to ask one guard a question. ----spoiler alert----- So you ask the guard one question. "What would the other guard say is the door to freedom?" The guard said "This door" You choose the opposite door and you are now free. The End [Explanation: You have 2 doors. Let's say door A is losing and door B is winning. If you ask the liar what would the other guard say, he we lie and say door A. So you pick the opposite door, which door B and you win. Now if you ask the truth teller what would the other guard say, he we tell the truth and say the same answer, door A. So you pick the opposite door and win]

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Anti Joke

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