- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

roses are red poo is poo

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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