What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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I have a really funny joke.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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