Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Once upon a time a was born

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Hello.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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