Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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