Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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