The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

No antijoke here.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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