- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Women's Rights

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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