- Anti Joke

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.