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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did? Yes

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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