- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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