A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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