One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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