Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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like if your cool

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Anti Joke

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