A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Tunechi

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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