What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Urban ghettos

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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