- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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