Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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