- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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