Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Who is big and stupid My brother

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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