What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Anti Joke

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