There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Faithful men.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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