Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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