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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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