Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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A fish swims up your penis...

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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