- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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