- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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