Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

womens rights

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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