Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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bangers and mash?

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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