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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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