- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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