- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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