Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A black man walks out of a police station

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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