Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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