- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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