- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A gay man watches football.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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