- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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