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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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