- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Pain Olympics.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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