Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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eoin burgin is fat

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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