- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

i'm hard

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Yellow People !!

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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