- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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