- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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