- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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