- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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