You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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cory is gay

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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