Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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I'm so punny.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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