Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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ur an fagit

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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