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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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