- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Feminism.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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