- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

guess what? bannanas

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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