What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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