Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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