what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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A women left the kitchen.

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hey guys im gay

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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batman farted so hes retarded

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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