"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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