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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

One, two, three, four and five

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A man died.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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