Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Communism hehe xd

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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