How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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