Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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