How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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good looking women

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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