Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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