What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

autistic kids rock

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Knock Knock Come in

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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