- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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