- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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