- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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