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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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