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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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