- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do I hate? people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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