- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

women's rights.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Knock Knock No solicitors

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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