- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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