what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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