- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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