What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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