- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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