What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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