- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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