Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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