- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Knock knock It's open, come in

Chris is hairy

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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