- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

kennah campion when she talks

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

richard is fag

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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