i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Anti Joke

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