Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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