yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Dwarf Shortage

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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