Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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