how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Flowers are colors Love me

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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