- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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