- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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