What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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