Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Poop

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Poker face

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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