- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

womens rights

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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