- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

I think everybody should have a penis.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

homosexual rights to marriage

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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