- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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