Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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