- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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