- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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