- Anti Joke

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.