What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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