What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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