How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Your're racist.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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