Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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were you expecting a joke

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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stinky boner

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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