Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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No it doesnt..

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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