Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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