- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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