A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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