- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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