- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Refridgerator.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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