- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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