What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Anti Joke

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