Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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13 =B you just learned something

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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