- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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