- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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