What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Jimmy Saville

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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