What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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