Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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