"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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