Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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