- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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