That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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