What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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