- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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