- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

u know whats a crime? rape

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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