Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Burp

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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