- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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