Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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