- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Go away still nothing to see

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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