- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

who do we all like george goodburn

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why? Because.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Racial Equality

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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