Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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