- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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