A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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