- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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