Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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I was watching Fox news.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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No

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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