- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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