Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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