A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A house comes around the corner.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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