- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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