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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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