yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Thats what she said

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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