A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

a man makes a bad joke

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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