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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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