- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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