- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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