Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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