- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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