Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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