What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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