Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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woman's rights

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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