- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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