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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hill billy went fishing

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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