- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

a black man pays his child support

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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