My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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