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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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